So, Tuesday at 11:00 a.m. finally brought us to our big reason for being in Washington DC this close to Christmas: my brother Thad’s graduation from Diplomatic Service training.
The State Department building is really nothing special from the outside but houses offices where some pretty big decisions get made day in and day out. There are also some rooms here, called the Diplomatic Reception Rooms, that have some pretty cool antiques and historical objects in them. My brother’s graduation ceremony was supposed to take place in these rooms, but, alas, they were closed for some renovations, so we ended up in a fairly standard (read: ugly) auditorium.
But first, we had to clear security, which was very tight. All adults had to produce driver licenses, and everyone had to pass through metal detectors just to get in the building. Once inside, we had to be checked off of a list (Thad submitted our names some weeks before) and issued a stick-on tag authorizing our presence in the building. If we wanted to use the bathroom, we were escorted there in groups by an armed agent.
By 11:30, Zech, Alyse, my dad, and the four of us had scoped out seats a couple of rows behind where the graduates were sitting. Thad pointed out some of the people in his class, including the guy who had bruised his ribs during hand-to-hand combat training and nearly caused him to drop out! (The kids were especially eager to see him, as my brother is not exactly small!)
Around noon, the bigwigs, which included an ambassador and someone pretty high up in the Diplomatic Service, filed in, as did the graduates. Speeches were made, awards were handed out (Thad was the runner-up in tactical maneuvers), and then the graduates received their badges. (You know, the cool kind that the federal cops on TV show flash to people.)
Afterwards, Thad took us on a quick tour of some places in the building we could see; he was our official escort, although not yet armed! (I think he got his gun later than afternoon.) Here we all are!
Thad is very excited about his new career, which is going very well. He’s liking it a lot and has jumped right in to investigations. Here we got one last photo, official badge included, before we all had to vacate the premises.
So, after we all get completely back outside the building, Elijah realizes that he has left one of his gloves inside. Yes, this is our child who would lose his head if it weren’t attached. He had already lost his hat somewhere between the airport and our hotel upon arrival, and now he was down a glove! And do you remember the security we had to clear to get in the first place?!
Poor Jeff. He talked to the guard at the door, who told him he was welcome to try to get back through security, which only guaranteed him access to the lobby. From there, he would have to convince one of the interior guards to escort him back into the auditorium. We tried to call my brother, but he was already out-of-pocket.
By some miracle, Jeff did manage to get back into the auditorium, under escort, and recover the glove. It was crazy, and Elijah got a stern lecture (again) on keeping up with his stuff!
Anyway, the afternoon was still young, and we had promised the kids a visit to the International Spy Museum. We were off!